Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Dumbguy the Skirmisher

Race : Ogre Res.Fire : . . . See Invis. : .
Class : Berserker Res.Cold : . . . Warding : .
Worship : Trog Life Prot.: . . . Conserve : .
Res.Poison: . Res.Corr. : .
Level 1 Res.Elec. : . Saprovore : + . .
Exp 5
Next Level 13 Sust.Abil.: . Rnd.Telep. : .
Exp Needed 8 Res.Mut. : . Ctrl.Telep.: .
Spls.Left 0 Res.Slow : . Ctrl.Telep.: .
Gold 32 Clarity : . Levitation : .
Ctrl.Flight: .
HP : -1/ 19
MP : 0/ 0 Weapon +0 short sword
Str : 21 Armour +0 animal skin
Int : 5 Shield none
Dex : 10 Helmet none
Armour Cl: 2 Cloak none
Evasion : 10 Gloves none
Shield Cl: 0 Boots none
Amulet none
Play time : 00:00:35 Ring none
Turns : 63 Ring none


You are on level 1.
You worship Trog.
Trog is pleased with you.
You are not hungry.


Inventory:
Hand weapons
a - a +0,-1 mace
+e - a +0 short sword (weapon)
Armour
+b - a +0 animal skin (worn)
Comestibles
c - a meat ration
Scrolls
d - 2 scrolls of identify


You have 13 experience left.

Skills:
+ Level 5 Fighting
+ Level 1 Axes
+ Level 3 Maces & Flails


You cannot memorise any spells.
You don't know any spells.


Last messages:
> There are several objects here.
> e - a short sword
> What would you like to use?
> You do not have any such object.
> Wield which item (- for none)?
> You are now empty-handed.
> What, with your bare hands?
> Switching back to a - a +0,-1 mace.
> e - an uncursed short sword (weapon)
> Butcher a kobold corpse?
> You start hacking away.
> You finish chopping the corpse into pieces.
> Eat a chunk of kobold flesh?
> Yeeuch - this meat is poisonous!
> You are poisoned.
> You feel very sick.
> You feel very sick.
> * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
> You feel very sick.
> You die...






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Vanquished Creatures
2 kobolds (D:1)
A small snake (D:1)

3 creatures vanquished.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

It's still happening.


I kinda feel like I am creating art in a void. Shitty art in a shitty void.
*plays first NIN album on cassette

No, but actually, it's cool that A. and T. are making music together, B. is writing fiction, S. is getting into cartoon voiceovers, D. and J. are pitching a TV show .... I gotta keep up.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

leak.


First preview. The project is around 1GB so maybe I'll have to mail people USB drives. My DVD burner is fucked anyways~

Friday, January 2, 2009

_sneakypeek.

Still broadcasting here.

2009 projects are in the pipline. One is a retrospective of the work of Tachikoma - called "bongwater_blues." Format: solid state. Another is a chinese language hiphop project for cruftworld.

For the first time in months i have reason and cooledit/audition on my drive. It's all thanks to the new Black Archive 160GB expansion.

Oh and i bought an acoustic guitar today for my hick band. Live recordings to follow.

All incoming. Take cover.

Monday, December 8, 2008

how.



If you've ever wondered how I write - or don't write - well, you can take a look at this. Upon reading this, my brain immediately wrote a short script for a four-page parody comic. Of course, I 'd read Alan Moore's parody of Daredevil less than a week before.




But still. This is the process. Merzbow vs. Daredevil: that's a good way of explaining cruftworld to people.




[Aside, to secretary]: Honey, can you get Jer or Troy or Moil or Rusty on the phone?

Sunday, December 7, 2008

new age weekend.







Sigh. Cold weekend and I'm listening to serious amounts of satellite radio. This Spa station is like synth sandbox pads that rotate endlessly.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Cutedump.



Sorry, too many cute animals on my hard drive, gotta get rid of them...