Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Justlucky the Skirmisher

Race : Halfling Res.Fire : . . . See Invis. : .
Class : Crusader Res.Cold : . . . Warding : .
Worship : No God Life Prot.: . . . Conserve : .
Res.Poison: . Res.Corr. : .
Level 1 Res.Elec. : . Gourmand : .
Exp 2
Next Level 10 Sust.Abil.: . Rnd.Telep. : .
Exp Needed 8 Res.Mut. : . Ctrl.Telep.: .
Spls.Left 2 Res.Slow : . Ctrl.Telep.: .
Gold 15 Clarity : . Levitation : .
Ctrl.Flight: .
HP : 0/ 11
MP : 1/ 1 Weapon +0 spear
Str : 8 Armour +0 robe
Int : 13 Shield none
Dex : 15 Helmet none
Armour Cl: 1 Cloak none
Evasion : 11 Gloves none
Shield Cl: 0 Boots none
Amulet none
Play time : 00:00:14 Ring none
Turns : 15 Ring none


You are on level 1.
You are not hungry.


Inventory:
Hand weapons
+a - a +0 spear (weapon)
Armour
+b - a +0 robe (worn)
Comestibles
d - a bread ration
Books
c - a book of War Chants


You have 3 experience left.

Skills:
+ Level 2 Fighting
+ Level 1 Polearms
+ Level 2 Dodging
+ Level 2 Stealth
+ Level 1 Spellcasting
+ Level 2 Enchantments


You have 2 spell levels left.
You don't know any spells.


Last messages:
> The ooze misses you.
> You kill the goblin!
> The kobold hits you but doesn't do any damage.
> The ooze hits you!
> * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
> Your Polearms skill increases!
> You kill the kobold!
> The ooze misses you.
> You hit the ooze .
> The ooze is moderately wounded.
> The ooze misses you.
> You hit the ooze .
> The ooze is moderately wounded.
> The ooze misses you.
> You miss the ooze.
> The ooze misses you.
> You hit the ooze .
> The ooze is moderately wounded.
> The ooze hits you!
> You die...






# ###
..
.)########
..#....g.#
#J#......#
#@#..gK..#
#)# #..g........
####.....###
........
.....##
.....#
..?..#
.....


Vanquished Creatures
A goblin (D:1)
A kobold (D:1)

2 creatures vanquished.


Snazzles the Stinger

Race : Spriggan Res.Fire : . . . See Invis. : +
Class : Venom Mage Res.Cold : . . . Warding : .
Worship : No God Life Prot.: . . . Conserve : .
Res.Poison: . Res.Corr. : .
Level 1 Res.Elec. : . Gourmand : .
Exp 8
Next Level 12 Sust.Abil.: . Rnd.Telep. : .
Exp Needed 4 Res.Mut. : . Ctrl.Telep.: .
Spls.Left 3 Res.Slow : . Ctrl.Telep.: .
Gold 12 Clarity : . Levitation : .
Ctrl.Flight: .
HP : 2/ 8
MP : 4/ 4 Weapon +0 dagger
Str : 4 Armour +0 robe
Int : 16 Shield none
Dex : 16 Helmet none
Armour Cl: 1 Cloak none
Evasion : 11 Gloves none
Shield Cl: 0 Boots none
Amulet none
Play time : 00:03:24 Ring none
Turns : 327 Ring none


You escaped.
You are not hungry.


Inventory:
Hand weapons
+a - a +0 dagger (weapon) (20 gold)
e - a +2,+1 dwarven dagger (59 gold)
m - a +0 sabre (40 gold)
Missiles
f - 18 +0 elven darts (18 gold)
Armour
+b - a +0 robe (worn) (12 gold)
Comestibles
d - a bread ration (40 gold)
j - a meat ration (40 gold)
Scrolls
h - a scroll of identify (20 gold)
k - a scroll of detect curse (20 gold)
l - a scroll of paper (1 gold)
Potions
g - a potion of cure mutation (150 gold)
i - a potion of restore abilities (50 gold)
Books
c - a Young Poisoner's Handbook (400 gold)


You have 17 experience left.

Skills:
+ Level 1 Short Blades
+ Level 2 Dodging
+ Level 3 Stealth
+ Level 2 Spellcasting
+ Level 4 Poison Magic


You have 3 spell levels left.
You know the following spells:

Your Spells Type Success Level
a - Sting Poison/Conjuration Very Good 1


Last messages:
> You hit the rat .
> The rat is heavily wounded.
> The rat hits you!
> * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
> You kill the rat!
> You hear a shout!
> There is a stone staircase leading upwards here.
> Entering...
> You climb upwards.
> l - a scroll labeled OPYHON HEWY
> You see here a sabre.
> m - a sabre
> There is a stone staircase leading upwards here.
> There is a stone staircase leading upwards here.
> There is a stone staircase leading upwards here.
> The giant cockroach hits you!
> * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
> The giant cockroach hits you but doesn't do any damage.
> Are you sure you want to leave the Dungeon?[Y/N]
> You have escaped!



# #+# #. .#
#.# #.#.#
#.# #.#.#
########.##.#.#.#
............#.#.#
########.####.#.#
.........## #.#.# ##
###.......###.#.######### ..
#.............@.......#
#...........###a......# ##
#.......##### #.......# #.
#.......# ###.##### #.
+.......# .# .
#.......#
#.......#
#.......#
...##+####


Vanquished Creatures
2 goblins (D:1)
A quokka (D:1)
A rat (D:2)

4 creatures vanquished.

Dumbguy the Skirmisher

Race : Ogre Res.Fire : . . . See Invis. : .
Class : Berserker Res.Cold : . . . Warding : .
Worship : Trog Life Prot.: . . . Conserve : .
Res.Poison: . Res.Corr. : .
Level 1 Res.Elec. : . Saprovore : + . .
Exp 5
Next Level 13 Sust.Abil.: . Rnd.Telep. : .
Exp Needed 8 Res.Mut. : . Ctrl.Telep.: .
Spls.Left 0 Res.Slow : . Ctrl.Telep.: .
Gold 32 Clarity : . Levitation : .
Ctrl.Flight: .
HP : -1/ 19
MP : 0/ 0 Weapon +0 short sword
Str : 21 Armour +0 animal skin
Int : 5 Shield none
Dex : 10 Helmet none
Armour Cl: 2 Cloak none
Evasion : 10 Gloves none
Shield Cl: 0 Boots none
Amulet none
Play time : 00:00:35 Ring none
Turns : 63 Ring none


You are on level 1.
You worship Trog.
Trog is pleased with you.
You are not hungry.


Inventory:
Hand weapons
a - a +0,-1 mace
+e - a +0 short sword (weapon)
Armour
+b - a +0 animal skin (worn)
Comestibles
c - a meat ration
Scrolls
d - 2 scrolls of identify


You have 13 experience left.

Skills:
+ Level 5 Fighting
+ Level 1 Axes
+ Level 3 Maces & Flails


You cannot memorise any spells.
You don't know any spells.


Last messages:
> There are several objects here.
> e - a short sword
> What would you like to use?
> You do not have any such object.
> Wield which item (- for none)?
> You are now empty-handed.
> What, with your bare hands?
> Switching back to a - a +0,-1 mace.
> e - an uncursed short sword (weapon)
> Butcher a kobold corpse?
> You start hacking away.
> You finish chopping the corpse into pieces.
> Eat a chunk of kobold flesh?
> Yeeuch - this meat is poisonous!
> You are poisoned.
> You feel very sick.
> You feel very sick.
> * * * LOW HITPOINT WARNING * * *
> You feel very sick.
> You die...






### ##
#### #..#####.#
..#####........#
... ..#....### #
#####.# #.#..#.#
#..@#.###.####.###
#.#.#............#
# #............#.#
#####...######.#
#...# #.#
#...# #.#
#...# #.#
#...# #.###
#...# #....


Vanquished Creatures
2 kobolds (D:1)
A small snake (D:1)

3 creatures vanquished.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

It's still happening.


I kinda feel like I am creating art in a void. Shitty art in a shitty void.
*plays first NIN album on cassette

No, but actually, it's cool that A. and T. are making music together, B. is writing fiction, S. is getting into cartoon voiceovers, D. and J. are pitching a TV show .... I gotta keep up.

Saturday, January 31, 2009

leak.


First preview. The project is around 1GB so maybe I'll have to mail people USB drives. My DVD burner is fucked anyways~

Friday, January 2, 2009

_sneakypeek.

Still broadcasting here.

2009 projects are in the pipline. One is a retrospective of the work of Tachikoma - called "bongwater_blues." Format: solid state. Another is a chinese language hiphop project for cruftworld.

For the first time in months i have reason and cooledit/audition on my drive. It's all thanks to the new Black Archive 160GB expansion.

Oh and i bought an acoustic guitar today for my hick band. Live recordings to follow.

All incoming. Take cover.

Monday, December 8, 2008

how.



If you've ever wondered how I write - or don't write - well, you can take a look at this. Upon reading this, my brain immediately wrote a short script for a four-page parody comic. Of course, I 'd read Alan Moore's parody of Daredevil less than a week before.




But still. This is the process. Merzbow vs. Daredevil: that's a good way of explaining cruftworld to people.




[Aside, to secretary]: Honey, can you get Jer or Troy or Moil or Rusty on the phone?